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rarely-mentioned town of Bleedswell, what factory has opened?
The Mocker Rocket Factory. (Episode #050)
Was a Miss USA
winner ever a cameo guest on Green Acres? If so, who/when/what?
Myrna Hansen, Miss USA 1953, was the kippered herring girl Ingrid
Hilda in "The Carpenter's Ball" in 1971. (Episode #162)
Douglas's move to Pixley, what is Oliver's "bag"?
Yelling at people. (Episode #106)
When Lisa and
Oliver decide to take separate vacations, where is Oliver's final stop?
Cuba (Episode #107)
accidentally moves into a neighbor's farmhouse, what "remind him of home" trick
does Lisa play on Oliver?
She makes the door knob fall-off, when used. (Episode #016)
On the morning
that Oliver has the skywatching jitters, what bird does Kimball mistake for a
A Mirdius Colestra. (silver-winged Colestra) (spelling help needed!)
What does Lori
Saunders (Bobbie Jo) bring to Oliver when he has sprained his ankle?
Fried chicken. (Episode #019)
Can you explain
what a hotcake head-gasket is?
In The Price Of Apples, the truck Oliver uses to haul apples, blows a
head gasket on the road. Oli and Lisa walk to a nearby cafe, where Lisa shows
the local cook how she makes hotcakes at home... by pouring batter across the
entire griddle, and then using the lid to a coffee pot to press-cut circular
hotcakes out-of the "sheet-o-hotcakes". Lisa cuts four hotcakes from the sheet,
and makes a head gasket of hotcake... which you'd think wouldn't work on the 4
cylinder engine... but it did. (Episode #020)
"The Price of Apples", how many boxes of apples were left alongside the road HOW
112 boxes, 80 miles back. (About 2 hours and 45 minutes back, at the
stated 28 mph) (Episode #020)
found a way to avoid marrying Ralf (who wouldn't?). Who is Harvey Schmedlap?
When Mr. Treffinger takes over as Kimball's boss, he fires Kimball and
replaces him with the mean-spirited Harvey Schmedlap. Later, Ralf makes him run
away, by chasing him, romantically. (Episode #060)
tells Ralf that she should put a bandage on that, what is he speaking-of?
Her heavily-lipsticked lips. (Episode #021)
On the same day
Eb sings in Lisa's voice, what does Oliver buy for Lisa, to try to convince her
not to go back to New York?
A shower curtain. (Episode #022)
is happening when Arnold stows-away in a trunk?
The Harvard Alumni Convention. (Episode #023)
When Mr Haney
is called Charlton, where is Sam Drucker?
On vacation. (Episode #025)
When Lisa says
"What was that drick?"... what is she referring to?
The generator. (Episode #026)
equipment job is a sideline of Lawler the Installer (Dave Willock)?
A switchboard repairman. (Episode #068)
transportation industry job is a sideline of Lawler the Installer?
Trans-Pixley Airlines ticket counter. (Episode #111)
When Lawler the
Installer played northside farmer Otis Cowan, what was the name of his stud
Duddley. (Episode #099)
What job did
Horace Tabor from "Paint Your Wagon" have... in a Green Acres episode?
Chicago hotel clerk. (Episode #120)
How much money
was Haney asking... to allow the pole to be put on HIS land?
$800, and then raised to $900, and then dropped to zero. (Episode #026)
shim-shams, and Oliver tries to delay the eating of Lisa's breakfast, to
Columbus Day. Why?
She was serving breakfast pizza, an Italian dish, like Columbus.
medicine did Eb send Mr Ziffle to Drucker's, to get?
Sawyer's Soothing Syrup. (Episode #027)
tractors were seen in the show. Lisa bought one. Who "obtained" the other?
Charlie. (and Wanda) (Episode #052)
Wanda "Chick-a-Dee" Luverne (Barbara Nichols), where was she working when Oliver
The Boston Follies (third balloon from the left). (Episode #028)
mobster-farmer Charlie, why/how does Farmer's Convention-attending Lisa... know
Charlie was Lisa's mother's bootlegger during prohibition.
"smudge pots" used-for?
To keep crops from getting frost damage. (Episode #048)
"smudge pots" fueled?
Hotcakes/crepes. (Episode #048)
Beverly Hillbilly scripts were requested?
A dozen (or so). (Episode #055)
How did Eb
injure himself prior to the Beverly Hillbilies play?
A scooter accident. (Episode #055)
In a rare
episode where Oliver sees show credits, he also is accused of being a CIA agent.
What agent number?
#198. (Episode #053)
schpaghetti wheat, beet sauce & Parmesan cheese vines episode, where are the
On eggs. (Episode #056)
Eb and oliver
get bleep-bleep-bleep syndrome from trying to describe what?
A flying saucer/aliens. (Episode #057)
boltzoff, and trapoffoff, Oli has a flashback to his days of doing WHAT?
Being an artist tramping across Europe. (Episode #058)
Lisa asks her
mother if she'd like to see a three-legged rooster, or go to Pixley to do WHAT?
To see the museum with the dead frogs. (Episode #123)
was addressed to Calvin Whittaker, who sold the house to Haney's grandfather,
Originally Haney (Possibly Origina Lee Haney) (Episode #131)
item was received, instead of the wanted #2947 Peerless Cream Separator?
#2974 Grumbacher Magic Lantern. Oliver states that he had ordered the
#2974 Peerless Cream Separator, and that they sent the #2947 Grumbacher Magic
Lantern. But the picture in the wishbook shows the cream separator to be #2947,
and the shipping invoice that Oliver reads, says they sent #2947 - magic
lantern. So, the mistake was actually a mix-up in the numbers printed in the
wishbook. Fascinating, eh? (Episode #131)
What was the
name of the establishment where the FAA-grounded plane was borrowed-from?
The High Flyer (out on Hwy 27). (Episode #082)
In the Son of
Drobny episode, what was in the attic?
German soldiers. (Episode #160)
bartender, made a specialty drink. What was his name for it?
Stankwell Falls Fizz (2 parts applejack, 2 parts vermouth, a jigger of
maple syrup, and a prune) (Episode #072)
Lisa knew all
about Walter's specialty drink. Her name for it was what?
A Monte Carlo Punch (Episode #072)
family stayed in the Douglas house during another episode. How many kids did he
6. (Episode #112)
sister had a tire-chain-adorned Stavinski, as well. Lisa's forgery was a bird
bath. What did Kimball's do?
Made popcorn. (Episode #073)
"lumpenschtickers & magic cello" story... was told where?
In Drucker's store. (Episode #074)
said "There's a ham that IS a ham", what was happening?
Arnold entered the Douglas kitchen, carrying the reviews from the play
he just starred-in. (Who) (Episode #091)
reason... do the kids have to extend the stay at the Douglas' after mom's baby
Measles. (Episode #090)
Why did Arnold
turn-down the prize for winning the Hawaain Poy Juice contest?
They were serving roast pig. (Episode #093)
That's a local organization. (Episode #094)
Oliver's car fail at hauling cabbages?
It ran out of gas. (Episode #095)
predicts snow in July, who made Arnold's sport jacket?
Al Capone's former tailor. (Episode #119/120)
Who is FINALLY
able to tell rescuers that Oli and Lisa are trapped in a salt cellar?
Arnold. (He spells it out to Sam Drucker, using store products)
When Lisa says
"Hello there, crooked opponent", who is she speaking-to?
Oliver. (Lisa and Oliver are opposing each other as 'mayorality'
candidates) (Episode #156)
says one of them looks like Albert Schweitzer, who/what is he referring-to?
The Pixley jewelry store thieves. (Episode #163)
What is Lisa's
idea... to help find Arnold in a sty full of pigs that ALL answer to "Arnold"?
Put a TV set in the sty and see which pig turns it on. (Episode #075)
Ralf and Alf
get fired, and Oli meets Ira Hatch on a picnic attempt. What happens to Ira in
He leaves on the Cannonball. (Episode #078)
Why is Haney
buying-back a bunch of stuff that he once sold?
He is trying to obtain the Douglas farm before its bought-off to make
room for a new highway. (Episode #077)
date for the Octolieber Auguschtein picnic... plays what instrument?
A Sousaphone. (Episode #140)
Freakhauser, fish'n'chips lover, has some unique eyewear. What is it?
A contact lens with a string attached. (Episode number not yet
How did Uncle
Fedor get to Paris?
He skied down the Alps. (Episode #143)
oh pig-o-mine, hope this finds you... an electric what?
Snout warmer. (Episode #144)
When Eb's gift
breaks its chain, gets into a fight, and gets eaten by something that then flies
away, what did it?
Lisa's gift. Intentionally vague, eh? Oliver never learns what it is,
either. He is told not to bother helping look for it, because he wouldn't know
what to look-for. (Episode #144)
birthdays, what is the name of the unseen World's Fastest Cake Printer?
Sarah Hotchkiss. We only hear her typing messages on birthday cakes
somewhere in Haney's truck. (Episode #144)
inspector Mr. Wilkens looks surprisingly like Eustace Haney. How are they
They are cousins. Wilkens' daughter Ophelia has a date with Eb, too.
And thanks to Mr. Wilkens' leveraging, they'll get to use the Douglas' car.
Oliver and Lisa will go out, as well, and they'll use the tractor. (Episode #015)
Melvin Ackerman is unloading the cots for the city kids, he wears a unique suit.
How is it unique?
It makes him invisible. (Episode #146)
Otis Campbell is trying to sell his GA farm, what radio show is he nearly too
tired to listen-to?
Myrt and Marge. (Episode #129)
Otis Campbell is trying to sell his farm, what radio show does he say... got
The Great Gildersleeve. (Episode #129)
bastes her rump roast, who is minding the switchboard?
Hank Kimball. (Episode #067)
watches opening credits with Lisa, how is the tractor part found?
The party kids did a scavenger hunt. (Episode #147)
When Oli, Lisa,
and Eb, head to Eb's girlfriend's house for dinner, is it at the Trendles,
Appleby's, or Wheelers?
The Wheelers. (Episode #152)
When Oli and
Lisa get "registraired", what do the townsfolk keep ribbing Oli about?
How slowly he is reading his Organic Farming school book.
"Dinky" Watson, of Hooterville Electronics, gets Oli in trouble with WHO?
The FCC. (Episode #083)
Lisa wants to
invest in Cooper's Copper, and gets the idea in a dream. Where does the name
Cooper come from?
It is the name of the chauffeur for one of Lisa's New York
aquaintances. (Episode #083)
Oliver signed a
"must go to New York after two years" contract, recorded where?
On the bottom of some drawers. (Episode #087)
diamonds like Rockefeller handed-out dimes?
Mr Cummings. (Episode #087)
Carmichael was not seen, what was Lisa's "stupidest thing you've ever done",
according to Oliver?
Dropping rutabagas from a hot air balloon. (Episode #087)
traffic jam on the Chissolm Trail tonight, Martha"... as Haney sells some BULL
Ole' Sanchez. (Episode #099)
spot remover turns out to be WHAT?
Cabbage soup. (Episode #166)
stands for WHAT?
National Young People's Agricultural Society (Episode #112)
"Stankwell Falls Fizz"... accidentally leaves something stuck in the fireplace
flue. What is it?
One of his children. (Episode #112)
called Lisa "Carrie Nation". What was Lisa trying to get abolished?
Deer hunting. (Episode #113)
The future Mrs.
Ziffel visits Lisa to rent a dress for the party, while Eb babysits many. Her
Minnie Holcomb. (Episode #115)
lives in a trunkette, with stocks well-defunked. What product did Lydia peddle?
Carstare's Corsettes. (Episode #116)
and Loony Luke's Milk! What's the undesirable side-affect of
It causes temporary baldness. (Episode #117)
What was the
name of the sour-pussed champion seed-spitter?
Agnes Cuttahay. She, later, accidentally spits-out a tooth, and also
spits a seed at Oliver. (Episode #124)
According to a
theory that Oliver had, WHAT made the giant cornstalk grow?
Lisa's lemonade. (Episode #124)
What was the
name of the company that Lisa ordered the forehead tweezers and other
Lady Love Cosmetics (Episode #125)
sexual innuendo was seen with Tadpole and Lisa. Where did it happen and what was
It happened at the kitchen table in the Douglas house. Regarding Eb
and Tadpole's relationship, Tadpole states "Why, we was bosom buddies" while his
face is very near to Lisa's bosom... as she clears dishes from the table.
Tadpole immediately says "Beggin' yer pardon, ma'm". Lisa, dumbfounded and
puzzled for a moment, finally says with a warm smile... "Well that's alright".
It is one of the strangest moments in any Green Acres scene. It might even be
stranger than the Son of Drobny moving-around a crate with his feet... when the
crate has a solid wooden bottom. Thank goodness for the magic of television! :)
hypothesizes that Big Joe Haney has "something" on the governor. What's her
Hot dogs. Joe Haney ran a hot dog stand, and the governor had a hot
dog monkey on his back. (Episode #128)
What's the name
of the pig that rolls out the red carpet for Arnold when he's returning from
Jimmy. He is Arnold's cousin. He cut classes to come see Arnold's
arrival. (Episode #120)
Haney's transistorized tie, how many skiers are lost on Park Avenue?
3. (At 58th street & Park Avenue) (Episode #046)
Who sent the
special lelivery detter?
It was from La Rue Frere (The Rue Brothers), to Lisa, inviting her to
a special sale on Chinchilla coats. (Episode #132)
Wickley was well known around Hooterville... for what?
Extremely nice prizes in their cereal boxes. (Episode #108)
During a heavy
storm (raining cats & reincarnational dogs), what was found by a washed-out
Eb's scooter. (Episode #118)
When Lisa said
"He certainly said a mouthful", she was talking about WHOM?
Kyoto. Lisa's mother was visiting, and Lisa was dealing with
troublesome subtitles. (Episode #122)
"Family Affair", had a neat solar go-cart, and he peddled moonrocks. What
happened to his rocketship?
It crash-landed in Simpson's Swamp and sank. (Episode #141)
What was the
name of the magazine that Mort Warner wrote-for?
Newsworthy Magazine. (Episode #135)
Hooterville Centennial episode, how much money did dancehall-girl Lisa... try to
con out-of settler Oliver?
$800. (Episode #102)
Who won the
"name that song/tune" radio contest?
Ben Frogmeyer of Pixley. (Episode #063)
What did Oliver
want Kyoto to do with the blooping hotcakes?
Get some wire and solder and make transistor radios out of them.
"habit"ually rides a talking birthday horse, what does Eb's submarine sandwich
have for ingredients?
Knockwurst, salami, red peppers, coleslaw, Gorgonzola cheese, tabasco
sauce, and a torpedo. What? You couldn't remember that off the top of your head?
C'MON! :) (Episode #104)
Eb, how are the chicks going to get from Druckers... to the farm?
He gave directions to the lead chick, and told the others to follow.
Doris's lombago, what crops should be planted?
Corn. (Episode #009)
show credits, and Doris and Fred are at the falls. What happens to Arnold?
He almost gets drafted into the army. (Episode #037)
What town name
is used as a threat/leverage... to get "Claude of NY" to help with Hooterville's
Scranton (Episode #125)
shrinks dishes, Ben Hanks holds a meeting. What is Oliver trying to get Ben to
To repair Hooterville's road(s). (Episode #097)
What caused the
marriage of Ralf and Hank to be nullified?
Sam Drucker's Justice of the Peace license had expired before the
ceremony. (Episode #133)
How much money
did the puppy on the doorstep, cost Oliver in lost wages?
$5000. Oliver had to come back early... from working on a case with
his former NY law firm. (Episode #134)
cow... was mistaken for a stuffed promotional cow from what company?
The Salt Lake City Salt Lick Company. (Episode #137)
Hooterville school walkout/sitdown, what position did Oliver hold?
School Board President. (Episode #138)
IRS collector, and TV station producer, were all played by the same man. What is
a pore key spring?
According to Haney, a pore key spring is part of the pore key hole on
the Douglas's house. A pore key is inserted and turned, to open/close the pores
in the wood. (Episode #159)
When Lori is
sick and Lisa tells yet another "how we met" story, how many bottles of
champagne were received?
6. Actually, this is a tricky question. Only 3 bottles were seen
delivered to the table, but upon Oliver saying "3 bottles of champagne", the
sound of 3 more champagne cork-poppings was heard. So, 6 bottles is implied, and
later Lisa mentions 6 bottles to her father. A bit later in this episode, Lisa,
with Oliver near, effortlessly pops the cork on another two bottles, both are
seen on-camera. (Episode #149)
Lisa bored. How many years did Fred own/wear the old suit before it was given to
30. (Episode #150)
When Oliver has
a criminal double in a Pixley hotel, what is the doubles' girlfriend's name?
Blanche Foster. Her real life name is Chanin Hale. (Episode #153)
"The pig mailed
the letter?" was also said by Oliver's doppleganger's woman. What other role did
Abigail Haney, Eustace's great great grandmother. She played an
astonishingly-young-looking shill for Haney's hamster-milk-fortified
Mademoiselle Yvette's Face Rejuvenating Creme. (Episode #125)
liberation time, and Lisa, as Max, expects Oliver to do the housework. What
girl's name does she call him?
Sophie. (Episode #155)
Luster (Tom Lowell) tries to paint, Lisa tries to cook. What is she trying to
Schpaghetti (and a meatball) (Episode #159)
What did Oliver
win at the Carpenter's Ball?
Third place in the beauty contest. (Episode #162)
Eb and Darlene
are set to marry at the Pixley Emporium, on live TV. Where was Eb's earlier
The Tidy-Bright car wash in Pixley. (Episode #164)
Kimball falls thru the Douglas's porch, how many drum'n'kazoo corp members visit
Five. Hard to remember, yes? But I bet you remember the color of their
uniforms. (Episode #149)
Free lunch! Its Joe Carson's Giant Plowing Contest! What was the prize for
Lisa's chicken-cooking contest?
The Douglas' leopard-skin couch. (Episode #007)
Bertram, and Alf is seen playing another role... as?
Ed Fergusen... the plumber. (Episode #005)
expecting, but the barn is leaking rain. Where does Lisa put Eleanor?
In the kitchen at the Douglas house. (Episode #012)
comes to Hooterville to build its symphony orchestra. What is Sir Geffrey's
Poopsie. (Episode #031)
foul-mouthed rainmaker fails, a sunflower saves the day. What's the sunflower's
Rudolph. (Episode #030)
courtroom scenes of the rainmaker lawsuit, what is said to be across the street?
Bar/restaurant (diner). (Episode #030)
Just before the
architect was hired, what type of bird was seen in the Douglas's medicine
A pigeon. (Episode #043)
After a bucket
of confusions, Oli becomes what type of judge?
An apple judge at the county fair. (Episode #048)
How often does
the State Farm Unattached Duty Tax Bureau meet?
One week per year, and they leave at noon on the last day.
Gladys Schwabocker, Etta Dreckney arrived on the stage. Before all else, she
insists upon what?
Getting married. (Episode #039)
homemaking and driving classes. Lawler installs. What job does Peter Greader
He's the meter reader. (Episode #049)
amateur actor needs to talk into the sardine can, they should never look into
The tomato can. (Episode #042)
opening credits often in GA. When seen by Eustace, Hank, and Sam, in Druckers,
what do the actors do?
Delay talking/acting until the credits finish. (Episode #053)
new washing machine looks a bit like Luke's milk-making machine. What is its
Grabwell. (Episode #058)
amnesia, and needs to spend a fall at the opera to fix her. How did she get
Oliver dropped a hammer on her head. (Episode #061)
has no "grounds" to accuse Eb or anyone... of robbery, what lifts the lid on the
Gas. (Episode #071)
In Sam's plan,
if the countess is arriving by train, what color skyrocket should be shot-off?
Green. (Episode #084)
When Tony the
UK tramp... arrives in Hooterville, what is said about his teeth?
That there are gaps between them. (Episode #074)
Why does state
senator Brad Collins (Amy Collins' great uncle?) decide not to quit his office?
He decides not to get married. (Episode #063)
When Ralf and
Alf have a fight, and Ralf stays with the Douglas's, what Oli-loved dish does
Roast duck. (Episode #079)
Doris was once
a champion Charleston dancer, but now she obtains her peach jam from where?
The grocery store in Pixley. (Episode #064)
Eb returns from
his brideless honeymoon, and borrows local friend Cynthia to "play" his bride.
She's playing whom?
Loreli Appleby (the girl Eb was supposed to be eloping-with)
The runaway boy
said his name was Frankcan, and later, Hotpeppers. What was his REAL
Gilbert Henshaw. (Episode #080)
Roy Trendel's mother Sarah, how did Oliver obtain ownership of the Hooterville
He won it in a crooked poker game. (Episode #067)
Eb tries to
take some workload off-of Hooterville's traveling barber. What is the barber's
Hinkle (Episode #086)
What did Joe
Carson use to chop two of Drucker's apples in-half, prior to Oliver being made
A fireman's axe. (Episode #095)
When Lisa takes
carpenter training with the Monroes, how is Doctor Herkheimer involved?
Eb's imagination, relating to a soap opera. Supposedly, Lisa runs-off
with him. (Episode #098)
Happy "old mail
day"! From the FBI Novelty company, Arnold will FINALLY receive his
Finger-printing kit. (Episode #100)
girlfriend... Claudelia Freakhauser... was crowned "Miss Tea'n'Crumpets" in what
1963 (Unknown episode number. Help?)
phonebooks are out, and Oli is listed as an attorney. Who is Clyde Dinglehoffer?
A possible attorney who carved his initials into a desk that Haney is
trying to sell to Oliver. (Episode #018)
blue-feather gypsy-hippy asks "eat it or smoke it?", what is he speaking-of?
The contents of a green woman's purse. (Episode #103)
man Laslo, hid Lisa's father... where?
In a wine barrel in his basement. (He, then, drank his way to freedom)
The Bing Bug
could ruin the corn festival. The club called the 4F (FFFF) stands for what?
Former Fighters of Foreign Fracases. (Episode #033)
Installer has YET ANOTHER role (5th?), this time as a non-switchboard-repairing
telephone man named?
Tom Blackwell. (Ugly Duckling - Tom was to run the wire from the pole
to the house.) (Episode #034)
Loony Luke has
another role, this time as a water douser. What do they call him?
Willie the Witcher. (Episode #094)
Rumors have Oli
busing-off to South America with a local lady farmer. What's her
Amy Collins. (Episode #036)
Betty Jo is
looking good... out of her baseball cap, and Eb is smitten. What is Betty Jo
Roses. (Episode #040)
Installer has ONE MORE role (6th?), this time as a safety-helmet-wearing what?
Driving instructor for Lisa. (Episode #047)
In the land of
square eggs, toasters work via saying a number. What number operated the
5. (Episode #044)
In the episode
where Eunice falls off the phone pole, what's the indian chief's name?
Yellow Horse. (Episode #045)
comes to visit. During a fireplace collapse, one brick remains in place. Why?
It was stuck into place using hotcake batter. (Episode #032)
How long does Lisa agree to live in Hooterville for?
When Oliver originally purchased "The Haney Place" how many acres did it
When Eleanor has her calf, what do they name her?
Eunice Cow (Named after Oliver's mother)
Where do Oliver and Lisa typically spend their anniversary?
After selling his farm to Mr. Douglas, Mr. Haney cried for three days, until what?
The check cleared
In order to become a member of the Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department, you must be able to what?
Play a marching band instrument
What unusual thing does Oliver collect?
Eb's pet turtle is named what?
The elevation of Hooterville is what?
What brand of flour does Lisa use to cook hot cakes?
Hal's Hotcake Flour