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| Here's a list of some of the items that might be showing up on the menu, if you happened by Green Acres during mealtime. |
| BREAKFAST |
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Hotscakes! Vaffles (Hostscakes pressed in a waffle iron) Veatcakes (Hotscakes with stalks of veat [wheat] mixed in) Onions hotscakes Namecakes (Hotscakes with names on them) Fried oatmeal - dry Spanish omelet with whole green pepper, tomato and onion Eggs fried in the shell Eggs benedict Crepe suzette (flaming hotscake) Picture of bacon and eggs in bottom of fry pan Canned bananas "Homemade" preserves that Mrs. Ziffel taught her how to make (Buy jam from store, peel off labels) Banana Jelly Pizza hotcakes Toast (she put two slices of bread in the toaster, put the toaster in the oven, and viola!) Croissants (Hotscakes batter in the shape of a croissant) Hotscakes made with sauerkraut juice Hotscakes with chocolate syrup (and then sausages tossed in) |
| LUNCH |
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Hotscakes! Hot water soup Peanut butter and sardine sandwich Peanut butter and caviar sandwich Do it yourself peanut butter kit Tuna fish and jelly sandwiches Liverworst, jelly and ketchup sandwiches Caviar sandwiches Hotcake sandwiches Tortillas (Made out of paper plates) Chicken Sandwich (Two GIANT slices of bread with a rubber chicken inbetween) |
| DINNER |
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Hotscakes! Hotscakes Hash (Made from hotscakes Oliver didn't eat for breakfast) Hotscakes Stew Italian pancake (Pizza) Scraped pizza leftover boil Codfish balls from lumped hotscake batter Raw spaghetti Spaghetti ball (long spaghetti, shaped like a ball of string, cooked in small pot with no water) Picture of potsroast in bottom of roast pan Chopped chicken liver and chocolate syrup Cornish hen/Yankee pot roast, mashed potatos, corn on the cob ("Hydrated"...so just add hot water) Dee Dees' dehydrated Mason Dixon Southern fried chicken dinner Dee Dees' dehydrated New England Boiled Dinner Dee Dees' dehydrated New Orleans Pompano (includes a dehydrated bottle of wine) Hots-kebabs (Flaming hot cakes on a skewer) Spaghetti with orange juice sauce (Just like Dean Martin used to eat) Hotscakes Goulash Hotscakes Hamburger Hotscakes Fishcakes Polarized Chicken (It beeps when it's ready) A normal, amazing, dinner (when she had amnesia) Onion Hotcakes |
| DESSERT |
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Upside downside up cake 7 layer hotscake cake w/chocolate syrup, shaving cream and waxed cherry Hotscake cupcakes 20 pound pound cake Cake in the box (Beeps when it is done) Cake in a box (Part 2) Take a cake box, dumped in milk, whole (uncracked) eggs, shake it up and put it in the oven for 15 minutes. Fruitcake (With an entire pineapple sticking out of the center) Hotcakes a la mode (They're COLD hot cakes on top of HOT hot cakes) "Cupcakes" (Hot cakes, made in coffee cups) |
| BEVERAGES |
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Coffee made by the "tea cup" Coffee cooked without using water THICK coffee that we never knew HOW she cooked it Tea brewed in coffee Martini shaken coffee Melted chocolate bar hot chocolate Coffee, cream and sugar brewed together Lemonade (Puts whole uncut lemons in a pitcher and adds water) Orange Juice (The same as lemonade, only with oranges) “What’s It” (POSSIBLY coffee, but impossible to tell as the label had peeled off of the can she got from the cupboard) Hot water (Lisa couldn't get the coffee can open) Ice Coffee (An unopened can of coffee sumberged in an iced-down champagne bucket) Sauerkraut-ade |
| MISCELLANEOUS |
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A 1930 head gasket to repair the apple truck Hungarian Duck food-Shredded prunes and jellied liver. Stuffed with fish sauce. Cabbage Soup (Uncle Boris's spot remover) |
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Special thanks to batcave@pop.fuse.net for providing the original list!
If you know of any other funny dish that Lisa prepared email me |
| Lisa would never try a 100 hour brownie recipe or even an easy brownie recipe from scratch. She may try a variation of brownie hotscakes, but they would probably be as unappetizing as her other hotscakes desserts! |